I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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