You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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