Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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