So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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