I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No subtext here. People are naked.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Did I show you my penis last night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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