He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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