she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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