dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's never too late to be topless.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
