there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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