its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
where does the pee come out of this thing
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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