Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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