Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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