What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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