i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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