I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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