Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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