Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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