I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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