I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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