Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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