Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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