are you still at the devil's house?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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