She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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