Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
