she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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