Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
