I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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