i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize