Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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