It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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