I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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