bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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