Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's just like the Real World with babies
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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