Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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