wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
