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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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