If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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