he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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