Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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