Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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