It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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