Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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