so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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