Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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