She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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