And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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