Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I need a beard to bite.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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