I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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