and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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