You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
