guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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