We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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