he shaved USA in his pubs
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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