Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You smell like stripper and shame
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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