we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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